|
What is the basic belief of a Bizarrean?
If it feels good, do it. Pleasure
and fun are the most important ingredients in life, and it is our duty
to ourselves to bring as much pleasure and fun as we can to ourselves.
We can not depend on others to do this for us, we must empower ourselves
with pleasure and fun.
What if our fun affects other people?
Everyone is only responsible for how they
feel, if others think they feel bad as a result of something you do, it
is probably some hang-up they have causing it. If you aren't standing
on their toe, their feeling is from within themselves, if you are standing
on their toe, you are standing too close.
Is inner happiness truly possible?
Of course, it is the Bizarrean way.
Try harder.
Should I feel bad about feeling good?
Some religions think you should, Bizarreans
do not. Feel good and forget about it. You don't want to feel
good about feeling bad do you?
Is Bizarrean new, I've never heard about
it before?
Bizarrism, as followed by Bizarreans, is
one of the oldest of all forms of human beliefs. It has been practiced
in secret for centuries, always in danger from whatever religious or political
group was in power ready to persecute it's followers. Small groups
of followers have gathered clandestinely throughout the ages, and many
of it's followers are forced to practice it only individually and not in
a group. Recently there has been greater public exposure of the basic
principles of bizarrism in the media, in popular culture, and on the internet,
though few have come out and called it by it's true name. Due to
the historically solitary nature of Bizarrean beliefs, many devotees have
adopted the wolf as symbolic of their lone pursuit of their desires.
Are there any special requirements to
become a Bizarrean?
Just the willingness to put your own desires
before everything else in the world. Even doing things for others
must be done because you want to do it, not out of any duty or obligation
to them, they must provide their own peace of mind. All Bizarreans
are encouraged to spend two years selling flowers at the airport, but only
if they feel like doing it.
What symbolism is in the Bizarrean lifestyle?
I'll figure out something official and put
up an online store to sell it, but probably stuff like fire and water and
moons and stars and stuff, it's basic and can be associated with most anything
in natural life, and even astrology. I'll probably throw in prime
numbers just to keep things cerebral, and I think a ritual of casting scrabble
tiles would be fun too. There will be official sacred tools for Bizarrean
rituals too, and they'll have to be blessed with something, I'm thinking
peanut oil right now.
What is the basic structure of Bizarrean
groups?
I'm still working out the details, but I'm
thinking of an influential position for myself, with some sort of official
looking garment with gold braid and big buttons. Some sort of priestess
position is likely especially if scantily clad, and it won't be limited
to just one, kind of a chorus line is what comes to mind.
Oh, and easy access to the funds in the
treasury for me too.
Formal ceremonial
parade wear,
something black
and more goth/bohemian
for everyday
wear.
I need appropriate headwear,
something regal looking.
|
|